Guess What!!

Chicken Butt!! That's what!!
Well Mommy and Daddy were talking about me having to go get shots next week. I kept looking back and forth at them like I was worried. They just laughed at me. That's because THEY aren't the ones getting the shots. You know how shots go. They hold me down on the table while I kick and fuss, then I scream because it hurts so much. Then I don't look at anyone and I just look around when they try to talk to me for the rest of the day. Then in a couple days, I get sick.
Daddy bought me a Nintendo Wii the other day. I'm not old enough to play it but I think it's really funny when Mommy and Daddy and brother are swinging their arms all over the place and the little guys on the screen do stuff like bowling and tennis. I know what bowling is because me and Daddy watch bowling on ESPN on Sunday at noon. I'm not sure about tennis yet though. I know they hit the ball back and forth but I'm not sure what the rules are. In bowling, the guys on TV get really happy when they knock down all the pins so I'm pretty sure that's the goal. The problem is that after the guys knock down the pins, the bowling machine comes and picks them all up again and so the guys have to try to knock over the pins again. What I would do is just turn off the machine. That way I only have to knock down the pins once.
Anyway, after awhile of knocking down pins, one of the guys is really really happy and sometimes he cries and hugs someone in the audience. That's how I know bowling is over and Spongebob is coming on the other channel.